Thursday, September 24, 2009

2009 Yarn Giveaway #10 ~ Candy Corn Hat Kit!

Show the world how corny you are!

I am no longer taking entries for this giveaway.
Check recent entries for NEXT month's giveaway.
Entries ended with comment #24~

Kit includes:

~ 1 skein of hand dyed Yellow wool chunky, 60 yd.

~ 1 skein of hand dyed Orange wool chunky, 60 yd.

~ 1 skein of natural Cream wool chunky, 20 yd.

~ 1 printed pattern

Will fit child to adult head approx. 20-21 inches.

Gauge:1 inch= 3 ½ stitches and 6 rows

Needles not included-- recommended needle size:

Size 9 circular needles, 16 in. length & Size 9 double point needles (dpn)


TO ENTER, entertain me!
Simply place a comment in this blog entry with a Corny Joke...get it? Candy Corn? a Corny Joke? (keep it clean...)

OH- and only one entry per person please?

On Monday October 5th I will enter the number of each comment (first comment is number 1, etc.) into a random number generator online.
I will post the winner here in the blog as well as emailing the Material Whirled newsletter list!
To join, click here (link is at the bottom of every page on the site).
Please make sure I can find your email info.
If I post your name here on in the newsletter, contact me and we can work out the fun details!

a $22 dollar value!

(includes free shipping to the continental US)

I plan to do one giveaway per month ...So spread the word!


craftygal86 said...

What a fun giveaway!

Question: Why did the snail paint an "S" on the back of his car?

Answer: So people would point and say "look as that S-car-go!"
Get it escargot? snails? heh

yep - corny!! but one of the few I can ever remember.

my email is: **fingers crossed**

Turtle said...

what do you call candy corn? pumpkin poop!

what does a panda ghost eat? Bam-boo!

love the hat!

Cat said...

What a cute hat!

Why should you invite Mr. Mushroom to the party?

-Cos he's a real fungi!

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

-A nervous wreck!

My blog is linked to my name, and my email to my blog.

DebsCrafts said...

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

My email is debsstuff55 (at) yahoo (dot) com

Marisol said...

How Fun Reenie!

Here is 1:

Why would Snow White be a good judge?

Because she was the fairest in the land:)

What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle?

A Doughnut:)

Love the hat kit! I saw this at the summit and kept kicking myself for not getting one:)

Anonymous said...

From earthmother

This is such a cute hat that if I win it, I will wear it myself!!!!

Q. What goes hopping through the mud?
A. The "Easter Pig"!

Q. What is pink and fluffy?
A. A pink fluffy

Q. What is pink and blue and fluffy?
A. A pink fluffy holding its breath.

MsFabric said...

I heard this one when I was much younger and have never forgotten it:

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?

"Do you believe in people?"

You're hat is sooo cute! I know my little cousin would love it!

ADavis said...

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert? A. Ice Scream

Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?
A: Lake Erie

The hat is Adorable!!!


RC said...

love it!

Q:how do you catch a unique mouse?
A: you "neek" up on him!!!!!

Kim Miles said...

Martian Boy #1: Hey, that cute girl over there is rolling her eyes at me!
Martian Boy #2: Well if you were any kind of a gentleman, you'd pick 'em up and roll 'em back!!
Love the hat, and all the other jokes!

Kim Miles ~

buckisyellow said...

knock knock.
whose there?
corn who?
knock knock.
whose there?
corn who?
knock knock.
whose there?
corn who?
knock knock.
whose there?
orange who?
orange you glad i didn't say corn?

:)~ jennifer

Anonymous said...

why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side.


i looove candy corn!

Dehbi said...

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!"

Shocked, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named Sylvester?"

I also need to confess that although I do yoga and eat right and behave myself most of the time, I have a pretty severe addiction to candy corn, which has 5, count 'em, FIVE different types of sugar in it. Buttery, sugary, and evil...and irresistible! I NEED that hat kit, please!

pelicanknits said...

ok.. I just made this up.. really.. aren't I clever..
What do you call a candy corn in the Army.. ready ( groan..)

A Kernal )colonel

Anonymous said...

This is actually a true story: When I was younger I actually planted candy corn to make my own. Know it's not a joke but it's the only thing I know. But it is corny!

Joan said...

How do you sneak up on a unique animal? "You neek" up on it very, very carefully
Joan....yes way corny.

Sarah said...

How cute! I would love to make one.

Darcy's Knotty Knitter said...

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-Humbug

2 silk worms were in a race what was the outcome? A Tie
This is a fun contest.Hugs Darcy

Anonymous said...

I work in Assisted Living and the people love my whimsical clothing - the hat would be perfect for Halloween! - And that's no joke!!!!!

Logan said...

I love corny jokes. This one still makes me laugh:

What kind of bees make milk?

Yeeah! Email:

Egater said...

What a fun and cute hat :)
Sorry that I cant say any corn jokes, my English is not so good
egateris at gmail dot com

katerina said...

My Corny joke:

Q: Why did the Elephant paint his toe-nails red?
A: To hide in the strawberry patch.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?

Then I guess it worked!

tee hee!

Super cute hat!

theonlyevidence said...

That hat is so fun!

This was on my popsicle stick today:

What do you do when your fish sings flat?


My email is dancinginyourashes (at) yahoo (dot) com

Katie said...

This is such a cute idea!

Knock - knock
Who's there?
Hatch who?
God Bless you.