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I did not offer a May giveaway, so for June I am offering a DOUBLE giveaway...
2 Journey Hat Kits! (scroll down for entry details)
I will be randomly choosing TWO winners!
ONE Ladybug Journey Hat kit and ONE Skull Journey Hat kit
(if you win, you can choose which one you want)
Ladybug Journey Hat Kit comes with...(if you win, you can choose which one you want)
~ 220 yards of a worsted BFL in my Charlotte Scarlett colorway (pic shows different yarn)
~ Glass ladybug beads
~ Printed pattern for hat and instructions for beading
Skull Journey Hat Kit comes with...
~ 220 yards of a worsted BFL in my Acid Grasshopper colorway
~ Wooden skull beads
~ Printed pattern for hat and instructions for beading
GIVEAWAY DETAILS>>>>>
TO ENTER, entertain me!
Simply place a comment in this blog entry with your favorite joke.
The cornier the better! (try to keep it clean
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A FREE MATERIAL WHIRLED Journey Hat Kit!
a $30 dollar value!
(includes free shipping to the continental US)
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a $30 dollar value!
(includes free shipping to the continental US)
43 comments:
corny for sure!
A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for a lip balm.
The pharmacist tells the duck that the lip balm is available in strawberry or plain flavour, and asks the duck which he would prefer.
After some thought, the duck says he'll take the strawberry.
Certainly sir, says the pharmacist, and bags it for him. Now how would you like to pay - cash or credit card?
Neither says the duck. Put it on my bill!
This one I'm totally entering.... I love both the kits, and I can do corny jokes!!
This is one of the favorites in our house:
What goes "HaHaHaHaHa- CLUNK"?
A man laughing his head off!!!
Told to me by my son :-)
This makes me laugh every time and I have no idea why:
Why did the farmer get an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
(I know, I hear the "ughh"s already....
"Don't pAtronize me!"
"It's pronounced patronize."
(This is a British comedian's joke, sorry I can't remember his name to give credit where it's due.)
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Alabama and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.
The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a tita (a woman from Hawai'i with an attitude). He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
I would love to win the ladybug hat stuff!! I love it!!
this is a 3n1 joke
what did the elephants' and mouses' parents say when they found out their kids were pregnant?
how could you do it!
what did the elephant's mom say to her son?
how could you stoop so low?
what did the mouse's mom say to her daughter?
who put you up to it?
Your driving the bus, twenty people get off and five get on, thirteen more get off and twenty three get on. Ten more people get off and fifteen get on. Five people get off and only one gets on. What is the color of the drivers eyes?
answer: Whatever color your eyes are!
Works best when said aloud because the listener gets lost, typed out it's easy to figure out. I got this off of the movie "Because I Said So"
totally funny...
Q: What did one wall say to the other?
A: I'll meet you at the corner!
love the ladybugs!
Aggie
This is my 8 yr old's current favorite:
Two women, one man and a duck walked into a bar...
...you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
A guy from Texas wanted to become a chicken farmer so he did research. Thinking he knew everything. He orders 6000 baby chicks and buries them with their heads out..they all die..he orders 6000 more baby chicks and plants them with their heads down they all die...so he calls Texas Aggie University and asked for a professor with knowledge of chicken farming. The professor tells the Texan that he cannot tell him way the chicks are not growing without a soil sample!
A police officer patrolling in his car looks over and sees a woman knitting while she is driving. Pulling up along side of her, he shouts loudly out his open window... "Pull over!"
"No," she shouts back just as loudly, shaking her head, "a pair of socks!"
A man is out mowing his grass when his attractive Blonde neighbor comes out of the house, goes to the mailbox, looks inside, and slams the door.
A while later the Blonde reappears from the house storms out to the mailbox, opens it, and slams the door even harder.
As the man is edging the grass, the Blonde reappears and stalks out to the mailbox once again only to slam the door as hard as she can.
The man finally says,
"Is something wrong?"
to which she replies
"Yes, there is something wrong. My computer keeps telling me YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
When you die the Dr. will say here lies the shell, the nut passed away!!!
Okay -- one of my kid's favorites when they were younger....
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
Love the hats....
rsgrandinetti@yahoo.com
Two of my all-time faves:
Q. What's brown & sticky?
A. A stick!
Q. What's green & has wheels?
A. Grass. Just kiddin' about those wheels!
When my 7 year old grandson told me this joke, I had to laugh because he expected me to. I don't think he had any idea it wasn't brand new.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Oh, don't cry. It's just a joke.
What a great combination of bugs for these hats. My friend, Janet, is a beetle, and I am a grasshopper.
Happy days,
Joanie
I just made this one up...kind of....
Beetle lives in Seattle and Grasshopper lives in Baltimore.
Grasshopper says to beetle, "I hope I haven't worried you too much since I didn't write you last week."
Beetle say, "that's OK, I was kind of worried but I didn't want to bug you."
Love the hat styles and yarn. Joanie can have mine if I win 'cuz I don't know how to knit.
Janet aka ms beetle
A very rude and cheeky parrot was put into the refrigerator to cool off his temper. When he came out he was a reformed bird who spoke very politely. Later in the day he inquired "If I may be so bold, what did the chicken do?"
I don't know if that is a joke - per se - but it amuses me!
A man goes to his therapist and says "I don't know what's wrong. All day long, I think 'I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!'"
Doctor says "You need to relax! You're too tents!"
(Tense! Get it? groan!
This is the cheesiest pun I know.
For some people the only puns they make are about dairy products, because the rest are just too cheesy. When they think of one, they tend to milk it for all it's worth. Usually I don't think they're gouda enough, but we could find a whey to cream off the best ones.
I cheddar to think what they'll come out with next.
So Ole is on his death bed upstairs and Lena is in da kitchen, baking. Gradually the aroma of fresh lefse wafts upward and Ole gets a whiff, which revives him. He slowly crawls out of bed and downstairs. He is just reaching up to the griddle, his mouth watering, for a fresh lefse when Lena notices him: "Dat's for da funeral, Ole! Now git back to bed!"
Congrats!
What's gray, has big ears and a trunk?
A mouse going on vacation.
Another 3 year old's joke!
Here's a great (pathetic) joke:
knock, knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock, knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock, knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock, knock
who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad I stopped saying banana
Sigh.
jerseyjessie AT gmail
Oooh - I love the ladybug hat. It's too cute!
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window - to see time fly!
Yuck, yuck, yuck. I learned that from my niece when she was about 3
gmail - foolforknit
When is a door not a door. When it's ajar!
Try not to convulse with laughter everyone.
hotmail = popofra
It isn't going to be easy to top (or bottom) some of those jokes, but I can try. It sounds like we're aiming for the under 4th grade set.
Where do horses live?
In the NEIGHborhood.
Get it? I love when a kid tells a joke and then asks whether you get it and tries to explain it.
bloglessinnj AT gmail
I'm in.
Why did the toast laugh?
Because the egg cracked a yolk.
Rav id: purple
I just heard about your giveaway from my sister and I can assure you, my jokes are just as pathetic as hers are!
What vegetable can't you take on a boat?
Leeks.
dadofra {AT} hotmail
It's amazing how long kids' jokes endure, and how they always think they are new, and worse yet, funny.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
Nothing - grapes don't talk. HA HA HA
gmail - weyuker
I have 4 kids so I get to hear all these groaners all the time.
What's black & white & red all over?
A penguin with sunburn.
This is one of my favorite ones:
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper! So many variations, so little time.
How many clowns does it take to change a lightbulb? 11, because you need 10 to make the pyramid to get to the ceiling, then the one more to put in the light bulb. And they need a pyramid because they can't fit a ladder in the clown car after all the clowns get in.
A fish ran into a wall.
And said, "Dam."
how do trees get on the internet?
they log in!
I love the ladybug cap. Fun design.
My favorite joke from a popsicle stick in 5th grade:
Why didn't the two melons get married?
...they CANT-ELOPE!
Q: What colour is a burp?
A: Burple
Corny and punny, as requested!
Travel oh travel with my journey hat
Looking so smashing, you can be sure of that
Be it red, be it green
It just does not matter
As long as I'm wearing my new handmade hatter!
Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins
into low earth orbit? They called it the herd shot 'round
the world.
rav id - MINItron
Oooh, two things I love, hats and corny jokes!
Q: What happens when two elephants and a cymbal fall off a skyscraper?
A: Ba-dom chich (the drum-drum cymbal sound :) )
A three-legged dog walked into a saloon in the Old West. He said to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw".
A ball of Lopi with a chip on his shoulder walks into a crowded bar, orders a drink, and sits down. A skein of Cascade 220 passes by and accidentally bumps the Lopi. The Lopi jumps up, hand going for his gun. The bartender steps in:
"Hey, watch it. You may be rough, but he's worsted."
I'm so in.
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Wait for it...
Nacho Cheese
Hahahahaha!
Here's the very first joke I ever came home with from preschool... as told by my mom:
Envision a chubby 3yo with strawberry blond ringlets trying to stifle her giggles and wriggling with excitement. She says, "How can you tell Ronald McDonald from everyone else in a nudist colony?"
After a smirk and the appropriate pause Mom says, "I don't know, how?"
Little girl burst into laughter and squeals, "Because he's the one with the sesame seed buns!"
Either way, I hope this made you laugh.... but I absolutely love the ladybug hat!
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